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"And will there be	"Doc, I think my
"Doc," says Steve, "I	"Get this." said the
"Honey," said this husband	"I can't find a
"I've got some good	"Mom, may I take
"That wife of mine	A -year-old girl finally
A year old	A year-old man
A baby was just	A bear and a
A blind man interviews	A blind man walks
A blind man was	A blonde walked in
A boy is at	A boy was walking
A bride who got	A businessman and his
A businessman and his	A captain of his
A city boy wanted	A cop saw a
A couple decided to	A couple drove down
A couple is lying	A couple just got
A couple made a	A couple of drinkin'
A couple was invited	A couple were indulged
A couple were married	A couple, both age
A couple's taking a	A crowded United Air
A deep-sea diver is	A depressed young woman
A doctor and his	A Doctor recently had
A doctor walked into	A doctor was having
A dog, a cat,	A dwarf gets on
A famous pilot was	A farmer and his
A farmer hires a	A farmer is lying
A farmer was driving	A farmer who's been
A fellow went off	A five-year-old boy was
A flat-chested young lady	A friend asked me
A funeral service is	A funeral service is
A gay guy walked	A gay guy walks
A gay man, finally	A group of prisoners
A guy calls the	A guy can't obtain
A guy comes home	A guy goes into
A guy goes to	A guy goes to
A guy goes up	A guy had a
A guy has been	A Guy is driving
A guy is driving	A guy is horny
A guy is riding	A guy is walking
A guy is walking	A guy is walking
A guy is walking	A guy meets a
A guy met this	A guy phones up
A guy starts talking	A guy stops by
A guy walks into	A guy walks into
A guy walks into	A guy walks into
A guy was on	A guy was playing
A guy went out	A guy who married
A guy's eating in	A guy's talking to
A guy's walking down	A handsome young lad
A handsome young lad	A hippy walks into
A huge guy marries	A huge muscular man
A hunter kills a	A husband and his
A husband and wife	A husband and wife
A husband and wife	A husband and wife
A husband and wife	A husband and wife
A husband comes home	A husband emerged from
A husband is visiting	A husband walks into
A kindergarten teacher comes	A kindergarten teacher one
A knockout young lady	A lady goes to
A lady went to	A large, powerfully-built guy
A lecturer teaching medicine	A little boy and
A little boy gets	A little boy is
A little boy was	A little boy went
A little dwarf lady	A little old lady
A Little Rabbit is	A local law enforcement
A major Hollywood star	A male whale and
A man and a	A man and a
A man and a	A man and a
A man and a	A man and a
A man and his	A man and his
A man and his	A man and his
A man and woman	A man and woman
A man comes home	A man entered a
A man from Texas	A man from the
A man goes to	A man goes to
A man goes to	A man goes to
A man got a	A man is at
A man is at	A man is driving
A man is out	A man is sitting
A man is telling	A man left work
A man phones home	A man returned home
A man says to	A man takes his
A man tells his	A man took his
A man travels to	A man walked into
A man walked out	A man walks into
A man walks into	A man walks into
A man walks up	A man wanted to
A man was complaining	A man was driving
A man was driving	A man was having
A man was just	A man was stranded
A man was walking	A man was wandering
A man went into	A man went to
A man went to	A man went to
A man with a	A man with a
A man with no	A married couple have
A married couple was	A married couple was
A married fellow gets	A married man keeps
A middle aged couple	A Mom is driving
A mother and daughter	A mother and her
A mother walks into	A mother was walking
A nerdy accountant is	A new bride went
A newly married sailor	A ninety year old
A nurse from England	A patient awakened after
A pirate walks off	A police officer was
A precious little girl	A pregnant woman with
A professor at the	A ranch woman takes
A recently widowed Jewish	A retired gentlemen went
A Roadway driver is	A salesman in a
A salesman knocks at	A study in Scotland
A tall woman met	A teacher was wrapping
A teenager is walking	A tourist arrived in
A truck driver pulled	A trucker goes into
A trumpeter is hired	A vampire goes into
A very good looking	A waitress walks up
A wealthy couple prepared	A well-stacked young advertising
A wife arrived home	A wife says to
A wife went in	A woman accompanied her
A woman and a	A woman and her
A woman asks her	A woman awakes during
A woman came home	A woman came up
A woman found out	A woman goes into
A woman goes to	A woman goes to
A woman in her	A woman is in
A woman is in	A woman is picked
A woman on her	A woman posts an
A woman recently lost	A woman sought the
A woman suspects her	A woman walked into
A woman walks into	A woman walks into
A woman walks into	A woman was shaking
A woman was very	A woman with really
A young , attractive	A young boy and
A young couple went	A young couple were
A young couple, on	A young doctor had
A young female teacher	A young female teacher
A young girl gets	A young girl was
A young guy drops	A young guy was
A young husband and	A young lady came
A young male virgin,	A young man excitedly
A young man went	A young teenaged girl
A young teenager comes	A young woman was
A young woman was	Aboriginal
Aboriginal	According to archaeologists, for
After years as	After discovering her young
After hearing a couple's	After just a few
After the annual office	After thirty-five years of
An -year old man	An -year old husband
An American businessman was	An elderly couple came
An elderly man goes	An escaped convict broke
An office manager arrives	An old lady in
An old lady is	An old maid wanted
An old man and	An old man goes
An old man in	An old man was
An old man woke	Annoyed by the professor
As a painless way	As an airplane is
As an ultimate test	Ask any man what
At the card shop:	At the cinema a
Between the ages of	Bill and Marla decided
Bill pilled up a	Bill rents an apartment
Bob joins a very	Bob says to Lester,
Bruce comes home one	Bruce is driving over
Bubba was fixing a	Burford is checking out
Business was good at	Charlie marries a virgin.
Cinderella wanted to go	Clinton dies and of
Construction worker on the	Darren marries this girl,
Did you hear about	Dirty Little Matt is
Do you know what	Doctor: "Your wife either
dog lesson	During a wild party
During her annual checkup,	During his monthly visit
Every night after dinner,	Farmer Brown goes out
Finding one of her	Five people are on
Four men got together	Gary and Mary go
George and Harriet decided	George was planning on
Grandma and Grandpa were	Having determined that the
How are women and	Husband and wife are
Husband: Ohhh, you are	I once was on
If you think life	Important Press Release: The
In a hospital serving	In a mental institution
In a second grade	In a tiny village
In pharmacology, all drugs	In reaching his plane
In the days before	It is two o'clock
It seems that there	It was the mailman's
It was the stir	It's this man's rd
I've never gone to	Jack and Jill were
Jack is on his	Jack was returning to
Jane was a first	Jason walks into a
John invited his mother	John just graduated from
John woke up one	Jon left for a
Late at night this	Little Johnny and Susie
Little Johnny walked into	Little Johnny was sitting
Little Red Riding Hood	Lori, the pert and
Maria had just got	Mat's dad picked him
Men's Mastercard Commercial Cover	meyzupy
Miss Annabell had just	Morris wakes up in
Mr. Bear and Mr.	Mr. Geraldo says to
Mr. Jones gets a	Mr. White, the biology
Mrs. Jones goes to	Mum walked into the
My husband came home	Neighbor : "Hi, there,
News Flash : Today	Nina and Liz are
Ol' Fred had been	Old Mendel Rugelbaum was
On hearing that her	On returning from battle
On the first day	On their first night
Once there was a	Once there was an
Once there were twin	Once upon a time
One Christmas Eve, Santa	One day a farmer
One day a girl	One day a pregnant
One day a single	One day an -year-old
One day an at	One day an old
One day God and	One day Johnny was
One day Little Susie	One day Little Timmy
One day Mr. Smith,	One day the first
One day the sheriff	One day this girl
One day this girl	One day this man
One day when the	One day, a family
One day, after striking	One dismal rainy night,
One evening this drunk	One Fall day, Bill
One golfer tells another:	One morning a woman
One Night After Watching	One night, a horny
One night, an -year-old	One time there was
One winter year, these	Our dog left so
Patient: "Doc, you gotta	Paul was ambling through
Police officers George and	QuZkxWsntXSdNylHKt
Researcher: Excuse me madam,	Rich man and a
Roger is a hard	Saturday morning I got
Seems this elderly couple	Seven wise men, creative
She left him on	She married and had
Sitting at home one	So this older guy
Swine flu	Tarzan had been living
The ambitious coach of	The angry wife met
The artist tried to	The couple had been
The couple has been	The Dean of Women
The difference between having	The doc told him
The doctor said, "Joe,	The FBI is considering
The first grade teacher	The grieving widow goes
The guy says, "Doc,	The judge says to
The kindergarten class had	The limousine was taking
The Madam opened the	The manager hired a
The mortician calls Mrs.	The newlyweds are in
The officer shouted orders	The pretty co-ed nervously
The pretty teacher was	The queen of England
The Queen was showing	The racing-car driver picked
The rescue team finds	The room was full
The science teacher stood	The Seven Most Important
The tour bus traveling	The woman had been
There are four kinds	There are these three
There is this guy	There was a boy
There was a boy	There was a guy
There was a guy	There was a little
There was a man	There was a papa
There was a shoe	There was a tour
There was an Amish	There was an elderly
There was an exhibitionist	There was once this
There was this geriatric	There was this virgin
There was this woman	There were gay
There were these three	There were these two
There were three guys	There were three prostitutes
There's a few guys	These three lads are
These two guys had	These two poor kids
These two starving bums	They finally released the
This beautiful woman one	This couple were in
This farmer has about	This fellow comes into
This guy decides to	This guy goes into
This guy is banging	This guy takes his
This guy visits the	This guy wakes up
This guy walks into	This guy was walking
This lady goes to	This lady is having
This little boy goes	This little girl walks
This man is walking	This nun was going
This poor bloke went	This recovering alcoholic is
This retarded kid is	This woman goes into
Three boys received their	Three explorers are captured
Three guys are discussing	Three guys are fishing
Three guys enter a	Three guys go to
Three guys were on	Three hillbillies were sitting
Three Italian nuns die	Three ladies were on
Three mice are sitting	Three nuns were talking.
Three old guys are	Three old men were
Three people walked by	Three people, men
Three sisters wanted to	Three very macho mice
Three women walking down	Three women were in
Three women were sitting	Three women were sitting
To men dicussing how	True Story... A female
Twelve monks were about	Two aliens landed in
Two Amish women were	Two blokes were out
Two brothers have a	Two bums are sitting
Two couples had gone	Two deaf people get
Two drunks are standing	Two dwarfs decide to
Two five year old	Two gay gentlemen were
Two gay men decide	Two girls were discussing
Two guys are drinking	Two guys were discussing
Two high school sweethearts	Two homosexual guys were
Two hookers were on	Two married buddies are
Two men are playing	Two men are sitting
Two men waiting at	Two old friends were
Two old ladies are	Two old men suffering
Two old people, a	Two parents take their
Two pedophiles were walking	Two soldiers were having
Two weeks ago was	Two women had been
Two women walked into	Two women were having
Two young boys walked	Two young guys were
Well, one night a	What am I? I
When her husband passed	When Ralph first noticed
where dose it go	While in the playground
Whilst enjoying a drink	Who is Jack Schitt
Wife : "I dreamt	Woman rushes into her
You may have heard	Young Bill was courting
Young Johnny and Susie	Your girlfriend is ugly
Your honour, I am

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